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Cross posted from: The Hasidic Plumber.
(Random guest post i made there)
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If you don't know what's happening, first go ahead and read this: The Hasidic Plumber goes Prehistoric. It was hard, but i convinced Dino Neymar. He will be co-hosting our show today, and perhaps every other Sunday. If you still don't know who Dino Neymar is, go to the bottom of this post and look for some links that will show you who he is.
This is me, Dino Neymar. I'm an alcoholic. Ohh wait...this isn't AA? Hmm i see. Ok, so it's been a while since the last time we saw each other. I want to tell you what really happened.
Everything started a couple months ago. Things weren't going great in my football career. Fans, naturally, started to get nervous and i wasn't the superstar i used to be.
So yeah, people were angry, if you used to read my stories, you already know that i was almost killed by a bunch of goons, i had to escape to Tijuana, i even had to create my own D-Team with some of my best friends like Bill Murray, Snoop Dogg, Woody Harrelson, etc. I was done with football. It was time to move forward.
I had no clue what i was going to do with my life. I grabbed my Ipod, put the earphones on and looked for a really sad song to add dramatism to this. Boulevard of broken dreams it was. It's double sad, it's sad because it sucks and sad because of it's depressing lyrics.
I tried everything. I called everyone but nobody answered my calls. I was desperate. I even applied for a Shaggy stunt double gig. That didn't go well either.
After that i had no idea how i was going to feed the 15 crocodiles that live in my house. They are my world. That's when i received a call that would change my life.
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So after giving it a little thought, i figured i'd rather risk getting shanked in the ass than eating banana peels for the rest of my life. I'm pretty much a slave here, but i will do my best to entertain you. I don't want to get shanked, so please don't give me a hard time. I will get used to this and get better stuff each week (and if i don't, PLEASE keep your mouth shut. That Plumber is crazy, he could hurt me pretty badly).
Please +1 this post and help this dinosaur avoid getting shanked.
PS: Here are some of Dino Neymar greatest hits for those of you that don't know me.
Dino Neymar goes camping
Dino Neymar from Cali to DC
Dino Neymar and the D - Team
Dino Neymar: Greatest hits 1
